This is what I get..........

So it's official I am done, finito, gone with the wind, adios.....c-ya....I'm outta here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So I was up late last night, what's new, up late most nights. Anyway, apparently last night was the end {usually there is finally a day that my body says nope you've done it---it's over--time to rest} Well today must have been THAT day because...... With Jake safely at school, Alaina Claire safely in her bed napping----Will asked to watch a Barney video {I know there are so many things to say here so just refrain....thanks!} So I obliged. I put in the video and he started watching it. Of course he wanted me to sit on the couch with him so he could sit in my lap to watch not like I could get up and get something done. Next thing I know I hear the menu music playing over and over again......what?! huh?! oh $@#%! I fell asleep. Now mind you it only had to have been for about 10 minutes and I vaguely remember Will sitting there turning the pages to a book and then get up {I wasn't completely out....but then again I was....know what I mean?} He got up---that is the important part to this story.

SOOOOO when I finally had my "oh my gosh!" moment. I jumped straight up off the couch and ran to see where he was and I walk into the kitchen/dining area to find THIS................

{don't look at the horrible wood paneling we have yet to replace since we moved in FIVE years ago....I know!}

This would be the ENTIRE 5lb bag of sugar that Daddy made sure to get at the store last night because we haven't been able to make Tea for a week and he is going into withdrawals....so what was it that you wanted when you got home today dear?? milk? water? apple juice? good

So my friends it is with much grief and exhaustion that I bid you adieu. It's just not in me. I don't have one more "able to handle Will" bone left in my body. He's done it.....he won and he is ONLY 2 1/2. Yep....that's it. If you want to contact me from here on out feel free....my new address is:

Looney Spence
123 Gone Crazy Rd
Looneybin, USA

Thanks for visiting!

PS if you are new and/or think I am weak or exaggerating or just plain weird---I encourage you to visit this post and this post and this post and this post.

Lil' Ol' Will.......No...Never!

Just a few things in the past month that were picture worthy....

Tried to mail his sister off...I asked where...he said wherever

What is this kid's obsession with the butter?? Please tell me!

Carnation Instant Breakfast is fun to get out of the couch...ummhmm

Toothpaste....yep I think he was going for the camo look to match his shorts....I could be wrong....

Whoever said Girls..........

Can't make messes! HA! Just thought I would share what my 8 1/2 month old did while I was typing the previous post!! Needless to say she is in my lap as we speak. All of this stuff was either in bags or stacked on the desk shelf. Oh yeah, I'm in trouble...no need to include that in your comment cuz I'm already feeling the vibes!

What have I gotten myself into, O Lord?!
{this gets asked about a hundred times a day}

Caught in the act

The path of destruction

To all the Will fans out there.....

Yeah I know you're out there--you can't hide! This post is LONG overdue...

I don't know if it is this face

or this face

{I personally like this face....but I digress}

OR maybe it's his crazy fetish (note playing with his belly button VERY seriously)

Maybe it's just his charismatic personality that just exudes self-confidence....yeah I know I have to admit he's one of a kind. {as all my children are...but this is about Will}

Whatever it is he has a Fan Club out there and we know about it so I thought I would give you nice people a little taste of what this little man is all about. I don't expect it to change your minds but actually I feel obliged for you to see ALL sides of Will. I know for some of you it is not news but others of you....I'm thinking he might have the wool pulled over your eyes. ;) Regardless you people need to be informed so here I go--mostly in pictures:

This would be one of Will's favorite pastime....vacuuming the floors....one can only hope he will remember as he gets older...

This would be another pastime...riding his "truck" or "jeep" whichever he feels inclined to call it that day ALL OVER our house and furniture and people and....

This my friends is a picture of a professional streaker and yes I know the picture is blurry and quite prefer it that way to be honest. This is something you might see at any given moment in our house....naked Will running through the house--gotta have a shirt though...

When he is with his girl-friends he has been known to act/dress the part. Nothing to him. Strolled that baby all over Riley Mo's house without a 2nd thought {baby didn't seem to mind} Why just this past weekend at MG's bday party she added a purse to this scenario--what did he do? Went with it! Him, the stroller, her new baby AND the purse set off all over the house. He's a go with the flow kinda guy...



I told ya...


Shoes...we have a change of shoes countless times throughout the day. He'll go by me one time with one pair on and the next a completely different pair. At least he can put them on by himself and on the correct feet at that. In fact he can walk in any shoe you can
imagine no matter how big or clunky {or if they have a heel}...

Now folks don't think I am done yet you know I was getting to the good stuff. Mr Will also likes to get into whatsoever he can get his dirty little hands on!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
These are a few I was able to snap shots of.... emphasis on a FEW...

THIS would be what I found one day as I casually strolled past the living room where I thought my children were playing ever so quietly and being good little boys. Oh no...Will decided that butter what what he need for "nack" that day. Pulled out the knife to spread it and all...pretty resourceful that kid...

Oh yeah and THIS would be another "something" I found one day casually strolling back through the house unknowing that the refrigerator lock had been left open...... you know just trying to have some scrambled eggs and don't forget the tea to drink and might as well use this George birthday sign as my placemat....don't forget the ever so old hot pink tanning bed glasses that I was no doubt enthralled with how to make them stay on my head since they no longer have the elastic when...oh wait...I realized
THE REFRIGERATOR IS UNLOCKED.....SCORE!!!!

Crinkle.....crinkle..............crinkle....crinkle
This is what I heard another "one day" when I was sitting in the living room doing who knows what millionth chore around the house and I sat for a minute thinking hmmmmmmm do I know that sound?...wait ...who's here....AC too little....Jake right here....Will....OH NO!! "WILL WHAT DO YOU HAVE?!" as I run into the kitchen and catch THIS and as you can see he was trying to shut the door REAL FAST like I'm not gonna see the white powdery substance that strangely resembles flour like I have in my refrigerator that he is standing right
in front of....that is ON HIS FACE and THE FLOOR!

Then he changed his mind and decided to pose cuz he was proud of his work. And why not...he picked something ALMOST too quiet for mommy to hear...I said almost!

So THESE are the DAYS IN THE LIFE OF WILL SPENCE....don't forget THIS POST where you can check out more of his antics. Feel free to call or email on any given day and I'll tell ya the latest--I can GUARANTEE it'll be entertaining.

So what do you Will Fans out there think of your little man now? huh? not always such a sweet boy huh? YEAH YEAH I know..... I love him too!! What would life be like without a little Will in it?!! Pretty dang boring....

10 minutes

This is what all William Isaac can get into in 10 minutes---this morning---just now. THIS is why I haven't blogged in 800 years. This is why you are going to find me in the looney bin VERY VERY soon, especially next week while my hubby is gone to Japan---for a WHOLE week. This is me trying to be very patient with my 27 month old son.

10 minutes---
I laid Alaina Claire down for her nap and she was good and asleep so I thought hmmmm I should put the clean sheets on our bed that have been sitting in that basket for about 6 days now yes that is a good idea. Laid her down, turned her aquarium on {which lasts for 10 minutes} and proceeded to strip the bed and begin to put clean mattress pad, sheets, pillowcases on pillows and even gather the dirty laundry in my room. 10 minutes it took me---why in the world did it take that long to do that you ask??? Well here is what craziness I dealt with all in the middle of that.

First it was "Mommy look what Will's doing" {If I had a nickel for every time I heard that in a day...} So I leave the room and go see "what Will's doing" He of course was in the office and had proceeded to take out every SLAH invitation in one pack--that would be 200, strow them all over the floor, then pull out all of the order forms I had so neatly placed already with catalogs ready to go to a party and then he found my chapstick I had hidden on the desk which is where he was when I walked in there looking up at me and saying "lips mommy? lips?" {this is what he calls chapstick--who knows} I let him have some lips, calmly led him to the playroom, he picked a book and was sitting there looking at it. SO I run back to what I was doing.

Next......."Mommy look what Will's got" ----oh great here we go. I come out of my room into the hall and he had pulled the "child proof" fastener which doesn't fasten so well anymore off of the refrigerator and had gotten out a lunchable {not bad couldn't hurt it} but as I walk into the kitchen he had pulled out all the applesauce with one open, the HOT sausage which he had tried to eat through you could tell AND a bag of breastmilk I had just pumped this morning for AC's cereal...yum! So as before I cleaned up and I took him to the toy room and he found his "truck" to play on and he was happy.

Lastly....."Mommy I think Will needs to go potty"----umm ok guess I should go see about that. Then here comes Will into my room with his diaper off saying "pee pee potty" so off we go. I sat him on the potty and realize his legs are already wet. I asked if he had already pee peed and he just pointed. {out of the bathroom} He didn't have to pee pee anymore so I cleaned him up washed his hands and then asked him where he had pee peed {as I walk through wet droplets leaving the bathroom} He takes me to the couch....oh yeah THE COUCH. Where he had undoubtedly sat, undone his diaper cuz being naked is so fun and peed and THEN thought maybe I should go to the potty. {YES out there we are working on potty training} So yet again I cleaned up the pee pee on the couch lovely, put a diaper back on my kid and went about my business while he ran off to play.

Good news is I only had a little left to do with what I had started and was able to finish and at least one of the chores I have on my list got done for the day even if it was only 10 minutes of my day. Who knows if anything else will get done?!

Now how was I able to blog about this you ask? Well said child is currently sitting in my lap writing on every piece of paper he can find on the desk including his belly and palm of his hand with a pen. That was his entertainment while I did this. Hope you enjoyed.....off to clean up pen marks......

Look what I found mom!

Will decided to peruse the refrigerator this morning and here is what he found while I was tending to his brother. He totally seized the moment and what could I do? I had tried to feed it to him earlier to no avail, but he then decides a couple of hours later it might be yummy. So spoon and all was still in there sitting in the refrigerator and what could I say but "go for it!" and I'll snap a few pics cuz you do look pretty darn cute. See for yourself...

And just to make sure it's all gone, let me turn it up and see!

Next step--take off my shirt and lick the excess---oh yeah--yuuuummy!